But all problems are problems my dear.
Hi I live for wi-fi and pirate bay.
I enjoy cooking packet mix cookies at 3am and taking my dog on long car trips.
my social security number is 3825 968 and I have no fucking clue what I'm doing with my life.
holla @ me if don't have a best friend, because I'm really fun at parties and will destroy you 'kindly' in monopoly.
But all problems are problems my dear.
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lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀
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"Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight."
(via ambersteal)
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phxnestto:

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE


I want it!
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"Never beg someone to stay"
(via kolakowska)
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skellaten:

Follow back!
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"I always told myself
I would never kiss someone
who only feels passion
in their pants,
but I found myself
tasting the remnants
of Corona on your lips
just so I could
get drunk off your kiss."
Ming D. Liu"He would rather do drugs and drink than be with me but I still let him in." (via mingdliu)
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"Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake."
(via invisuble)
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"Why did I tell you that."
six word story  (via ellieinwhite)
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